A hockey mom is a soccer mom in a cold clime

If you have ever read my blog (and I know you haven't) you know I hate soccer moms.

Who in their right mind would let a soccer mother be president?

They are always late. They always take their brats side, even when their brats are obviously at fault, thusly raising more inconsiderate jerks. They are wasteful. They act like they are better than others and somehow entitled to...well, be jerks. They don't care about anything but themselves. They suck!

Down, down, down with soccer moms and their cold climate counterparts, hockey moms.

Please, People. Don't make us suffer through another 4 years. I can't do it. I won't do it!

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