Make up your mind already!

John McCain, you can't have your cake and eat it, too.

I'm going to use small words so you will understand what I am telling you. See, you say you are for the environment, and yet you want more oil production in this country (so we can stop depending on foreign oil).

Now, this is where it might get a little complicated for you, Senator.

For the United States to produce more oil, we would need to drill in Alaska or take part in off-shore drilling. Both of these options are harmful to the environment.

So what's it going to be, McCain? Because you can't have it all.

Greedy bastard.